i'm so, so sorry

[solipsistnation]

Watching Spiderman 2 last night, I came to a terrifying realization-- King of Rock maps to the Spiderman song. You, know, the "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can" song? Yeah, that one. Here, try it:

I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop rockin' till I retire
Look out, look out, here comes the King of Rock

Now we rock the party and come correct
Our cuts are on time and rhymes connect
Got the right to vote and will elect
And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect
Look out, look out, here comes the King of Rock

[skipping ahead, my favorite verse]

I walked on ice and never fell!
I spent my time at a lush hotel
Stood on many stages, held many mikes
took airplane flights, at great heights!
Look out, look out, here comes the King of Rock!


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Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

Hehehehehehe.

Very good.

[lagaz.livejournal.com]

Awesome. And now this will be stuck in my head for awhile :)