my dreeeam girl.

[solipsistnation]

Okay, so OKCupid now lets you see your worst matches.

This striking young lady (no registration or anything required to view) is my total nemesis, and has been dubbed, by usagijer, the Anti-Josh.

I'm totally gonna hook up with her. Awyeah.

Comments

[kateelizabee.livejournal.com]

You mean she's *not* going to major in English? I'm stunned. She seems so eloquent.

[oletheros.livejournal.com]

but i thought you liked getting drizzzunk at frat parties. and besides, she can do the splits all the way. what's not to like?

[quiet-elegance.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!

Granted she might not be that bad if there was a ball gag and a 'gimp suit' involved :)

Dude

[mizarchivist]

Uni-brain day!
"I luurrrve ya. Always have"

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

Hey, she did claim to be a "kinky school gurl".

Pffffffth

[mizarchivist]

At least she's decorative. She may want to lay off the crack pipe though.
What's up with these kids today and their entire disregard to accurate spelling? Just saying.
So, we kidnap her, deck her out in some of The Baroness's finest. Particularly a mouth-zip mask. I love being an evil bitch. It makes me feel all tingly.

Re: Pffffffth

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

You can, like, totally be my friend.

[barbica.livejournal.com]

Wow, I bet her love of Christina Aguilera really seals the deal! :)

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, that's just, like frosting on the cake. Baby.

Harumph

[kadath.livejournal.com]

She is clearly not, as she claims, involved in SCIENCE!, since she prima facie lacks the ability to communicate her manifesto to an uncaring and blind world in a fashion sufficiently literate and complex as to reflect the scope of vision with which any respectable Scientist! is simultaneously blessed and cursed.

Now, if you'll pardon me, I have a Doomsday Device which requires my attention.

[qarylla.livejournal.com]

Wow, one scary half-chick.

The brains of a lemur are not enough to make a person attractive.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

That depends on what parts of your body you smear the lemur brains on...

[arafel2.livejournal.com]

That's ... gross. Congratulations. ')

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

"Languages: English (fluent)", quoth she.

I have nothing to add.

[kateelizabee.livejournal.com]

I'm ashamed of myself for not picking up on that =)

[stophittinyrslf.livejournal.com]

To truly know her you must KNOW who Christina Aguilera is.

and frankly, i just don't think you're up to the challenge.

[brainiac69.livejournal.com]

quelle surprise.

[brainiac69.livejournal.com]

dude. maybe you can date her AND her friend Jeannie. at the same time.
They are fuc$in' HOTTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

[jon3.livejournal.com]

The entire first page of my arch-nemesis (nemesees?) are faked. 5 of the pictures are of well known movie stars.

[chorus.livejournal.com]

SCIENCE!

She'll BLIND YOU with SCIENCE!!!!

And!!! Her use of exclamation points!!!!!

[jehanna.livejournal.com]

...

I agree with the person who suggested the ball gag. That would be a must.

Nemesii and the U of M

[quaintance.livejournal.com]

In the years just after Germany, I thought of Ted as your nemesis. He went to U of M, majored in Chemical engineering, just like this striking UMgurl07.

Re: Nemesii and the U of M

[quaintance.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'd bet 9 dimes on a dollar that he listens to Christina Aguilera too.

[arafel2.livejournal.com]

"Dang". IRMC.

She also seems a little confused about her requirements - apparently you only have to be hot. Oh, and have goals. And be smart. And in college.

It's possible she may not know what "only" means.

[em-yrt.livejournal.com]

But you have answered **536** questions... I think that means you have a LITTLE too much time on your hands, love.

[7threality.livejournal.com]

I've answered 1057, what does that tell you about how much work I do at work?

[greyarea.livejournal.com]

I think she's quite a honey. But I have a rabid allergy to over-punctuation and txt spk, so I couldn't actually read anything about her.

[qedrakmar.livejournal.com]

Well, your mutual obsession with Christina Aguilera means you can wank to the same pull outs! That's a plus! :)

[xevb3k.livejournal.com]

Her profile brought out the misanthropist in me.

Requirements: Guyz you have to be HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and only HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and smart too...........gotta have goals....are you in college? if no, don't EVEN bother contacting me!

Not everyone who goes to college is smart, and not every smart person can afford to go to college. She should look at herself and realize that she is a perfect example of this concept.