tongs

Oct. 28th, 2003 08:47 pm
solipsistnation: (antagonist)
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Fecal tongs have been part of our world since the dawn of recorded history. One can see them in Neolithic cave paintings in Lascaux, France. Men of the time lacked the know-how to build a hinge, yet they still expressed a desire for fecal tongs. Genghis Khan is said to always have kept his personal tongbearer at his side. Whether used as a medical necessity or as a pleasure, the history of decal tongs is in many ways the history of man.

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Date: 2003-10-28 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] z-gryphon.livejournal.com
I've got it filed under "absolutely has to be a joke."

It's safer that way.

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Date: 2003-10-28 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dariusk.livejournal.com
Holy crap!

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Date: 2003-10-28 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysterylodge.livejournal.com
Have I missed something? I don't know any tongers, but maybe they're just keeping quiet.

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Date: 2003-10-29 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jehanna.livejournal.com
If we've missed something, I'm planning to keep on missing it.

If it's a real thing, it would surprise me--nobody keeps quiet about their fetish on the internet these days. :P

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Date: 2003-10-29 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eccles.livejournal.com
His guestbook is rather fun to read too.

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Date: 2003-10-29 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyrsalvia.livejournal.com
Um... how exactly are you supposed to use those things? Or do I want to know?

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Date: 2003-10-29 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qedrakmar.livejournal.com
planning a party?

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