Rez Trance Vibrator

[solipsistnation]

My Rez Trance Vibrator has arrived, and what a silly thing it is.

Of special note is the velvety washable fabric slipcover.

Also of note is that it does not just mirror the controller's vibration-- it's syncopated!

Would any young ladies like to come over and play video games? Hee hee. 8)

Comments

[rigel.livejournal.com]

I would, sweetie . . . but I already have my own trance vibrator. ;)

[londo.livejournal.com]

...I gotta go.

::exit stage right::

[rigel.livejournal.com]

I have decided to add to your comment, ". . . get one myself!" or ". . . visit Rigel!"

[dariusk.livejournal.com]

I've been waffling on whether to get Rez or not, but the NTSC version costs so damn much money.

[eccles.livejournal.com]

Hehe (no further comment)

[greyarea.livejournal.com]

Rez is awesome. I've preached about that game ever since I got a DC copy of it. It's fantastic. I quite like the idea of the trance vibrator - I doubt they do one that plugs into the sega though?

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

I've never seen one, so I doubt it... This is a USB device, though, so it might have other uses...

Hm...

MacOS X says:

ASCII Vib
Product ID 1615 ($641)
Vendor ASCII CORPORATION
Device Speed Low
Power (mA) 500

You could write drivers for other things. Doesn't help you with the DC Rez, though. 8)

Hmmmmm.

[kentarokurahone.livejournal.com]

Wonder if I can bug ASCII into giving me the specs. 'course then I'd need to ebay one of the actual units, since writing drivers for hardware I don't have is masochistic, even for me (though I've done it).....

[cdr.livejournal.com]

Just sit on the washing machine while you're playing.

[mysterylodge.livejournal.com]

::sigh:: What an unadventurous lot.

I was hoping you'd have found more takers - gaming + foreplay keeps all parties concerned happy...

Good luck. ;)

[jehanna.livejournal.com]

Meh. I'm tolerably adventurous, and have no interest in the thing. Electronic sex toys just aren't my kink. :)

I'd just as soon watch a good round of gameplay without any distractions....

[qedrakmar.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, baby, stomp that goomba... you like that, don't you?

[rhysara.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

is there a real purpose for the vibrator thing or did it's creators really intend this game to be used for that purpose?

ooo

[oldest-song.livejournal.com]

Damn you, Mute. Damn you.

Re: ooo

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure, you say that now. But if you came back and visited, would you be sitting on my lap amusing yourself (and, as a result, me) with toys? Doubtful. Tease.

hee. 8)

Re: ooo

[oldest-song.livejournal.com]

I might have a thing for buzzy toys. You don't know. ;)

Re: ooo

[qedrakmar.livejournal.com]

And he might have pictures... you don't know. ;)

Re: ooo

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Might I? 8)

If you might have pictures, I'm certain you know where to send them. 8)