We are pleasingly thrilled to announce two new games:
Dead Men Rising is an exciting zombie U-boat simulator that has caused a great deal of controversy here in Germany in regarding to the violence and sensitive subject matter. In America, this should pass unnoticed as you have a higher tolerance for violence and gore in computer games. Also you do not teach world history in your public schools as the little children are too busy stabbing one another and hitting each other in the head with their Desperate Housewives lunchboxes.
As for Accordion Hero, who amongst us has not dreamed of becoming a great accordion player? Now we have made it easy for you to be an accordion hero in the privacy of your own living room. Leben sie der Traum!
I honestly can't tell if they're a parody or not. I mean, I want to buy and play "Age of Ornithology" and "Grand Theft Ottoman", but are there enough people out there like me to make it worthwhile?
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