Public Service Announcement

[solipsistnation]

I am not pregnant. Nor have I recently given birth. I have no plans to either become pregnant or give birth any time in the foreseeable future.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[mazianni.livejournal.com]

I am not pregnant. Nor have I recently given birth.

That's a load of my mind. I've been up nights wondering about that. Thanks.

[kaypoisson.livejournal.com]

Oh Josh...I do fantasize about you lactating into my mouth though...

=w= *only in dreams* =w=

[lizzielizzie.livejournal.com]

thanks. i just threw up in my mouth a little over that....

[amymarr.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

I've got something not unlike that for you.

[brainiac69.livejournal.com]

Dude, popping a boil is _so_ not like that.

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

[GENERIC "YOUR MOM" REFERENCE]

[katatonic-state.livejournal.com]

AAAAHH GAWD. My eyes. I can't see my eyes....

[stophittinyrslf.livejournal.com]

you were right, this is gross.

[brynndragon.livejournal.com]

Ah, good, that's one less thing to worry about.

[bonisagus.livejournal.com]

And the World breathes a collective sigh of relief.

[erajia.livejournal.com]

That's funny, my health insurance just got cancelled for that very reason. I guess Massachusetts really wants me to breed.

[mazianni.livejournal.com]

That's funny, my health insurance just got cancelled for that very reason.

Your health insurance got cancelled because Josh isn't preggers? That makes my head hurt.

[chorus.livejournal.com]

I've heard worse reasons.

[xinie.livejournal.com]

You're sure you don't want me to knock you up?

[quaintance.livejournal.com]

I went to the ER lately and there was some mix-up and they did the pregnancy blooddraw. When I told the doctor any positive result would require an Act of God he said he'd take that as Gospel. One of my amused friends spent the next few days checking in to find out if I was going to be the Mother of God, and had plans to start venerating me if such were so.

Why on earth would YOU have to defend your nonparous status? One of my students drew a dragon for class today undergoing budding. Maybe you could undergo budding. Didn't you make extra wisdom teeth? Proof right there...

Many of the comments above make me quite ill.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Basically, it seems like it's announce-that-you're-pregnant season again among my friends, for whom such things seem to move in waves.

And yes, I have many horrible horrible friends...

Budding seems like a good way to lose weight, too.