Terrible Things I Have Ingested, part 1 of an ongoing series.

[solipsistnation]

1. The dreaded Poot Sandwich.
2. Rum and Waist Watchers Diet (Splenda-based) Root Beer
3. Brandy and Waist Watchers Diet Root Beer

More to come, I'm sure.

Comments

[jehanna.livejournal.com]

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You've been using that stuff as a mixer? o.O

That is terrible. Perhaps you would like another poot sandwich as a chaser. :P

[stophittinyrslf.livejournal.com]

now, i have consumed a wide variety of very questionable alcoholic substances in my time.

but i can't even start to disagree on this one. waist watcher's rootbeer soda as a mixture is terrible.

[shadow27.livejournal.com]

When I was 14 we ran out of OJ at a aprty so I started chasing Vodka with root beer, and I LOATHE root beer. Unsurprisingly enough I puked my guts up a few hours later.

[stophittinyrslf.livejournal.com]

vodka is probably the only thing i'd put root beer in, because a good vodka doesn't really have a flavor to it (unlike rum and brandy). it is still a nasty idea, however.

once, an ex-boyfriend of mine thought to mix vodka and a bird's nest drink (like, from the vietnamese grocery - it had pieces of grass in it and everything). he swore it was fucking great for about a half an hour, after which he started vomiting all over our living room floor, at which point i had to drag him to the sink (closer than the bathroom) so he could finish vomiting there. in comparison, rootbeer is probably not that offensive. still...

[leanne-opaskar.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know what a poot sandwich is? *looks baffled* All my brain is filling in is something extremely disgusting and certainly not PG-13 rated.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Bacos, mayo, and cheese. Ideally, on potato bread for that super-dense experience.

It tastes good, but has lingering aftershocks. Do not eat anywhere near anyone you like.

[leanne-opaskar.livejournal.com]

Goodness. Sounds dense, indeed. I usually just stick with grilled-cheese-and-bacon, occasionally with tomatoes. (;

[purple-terror.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh.. yeah. Try it with Jagermeister next!

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

If you're going with diet root beer, get Boylan's if you can. It's Splenda-based too, but it doesn't taste like ass.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen it around here... I'll try if it I do, though.

The Waist Watchers has the advantage of being available at the grocery store next door and is often on sale for 3 2-liter bottles for a buck.

[stophittinyrslf.livejournal.com]

if memory serves me right, trader joe's has single-serving bottles of boylan's. (could be wrong, though.)

You'll have to excuse me but...

[shadow27.livejournal.com]

I have a hard time believing anything made with Splenda doesn't taste like ass.

Re: You'll have to excuse me but...

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Splenda tastes better in general than Nutrasweet.

Plus it doesn't give me headaches.

Re: You'll have to excuse me but...

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying it's anything like as good as the Real McCoy, but Splenda is the least offensive of the fake sweeteners, and Boylan's is the best of the diet sodas I've encountered--and I've done some serious hunting.