...where can I even obtain such obscurities?"
...guaranteed to make you wet yourself in at least one spot.
"HOLY BALLS, HE'S GOT THE MASSAGE OWL!"
Wizard People, Dear Reader is an unauthorized re-envisioning of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, by Brad Neely. To experience it, viewers need to get a copy of the first Harry Potter movie (which is known as Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone in Europe) and watch it with the sound off, replacing Neely's narration with the original soundtrack.
...guaranteed to make you wet yourself in at least one spot.
"HOLY BALLS, HE'S GOT THE MASSAGE OWL!"