Memo to self:

[solipsistnation]

Undergrads are too young.

Comments

[pir.livejournal.com]

No, they're way too young.

[jehanna.livejournal.com]

Yes, Undergrads Are Too Young. Most of them. At least wait till they're able to drink legally before you swoop in on your targets. :)

[bratling.livejournal.com]

nah, not really. :-)

[pir.livejournal.com]

Going to change your name to 'cos' next ?

[lizzielizzie.livejournal.com]

Yes, undergrads at Too Young. Pick up some hot graduate student instead. :-)

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

... for Social Security.

[agthorr.livejournal.com]

Nah! Hell, I'm dating one!

-- Agthorr
(though, she's older than me...)

They're not too young until I say they are...

[bluegargantua]

...and they're too damn young.

This year's freshmen were *6 YEARS OLD* when I was a freshman.

Too young
Tom

[kiya]

Because otherwise they wouldn't be able to fully appreciate your taste in booze. ;)

[bratling.livejournal.com]

nah, just got my mid-life crisis out of the way a couple weeks ago...

[pir.livejournal.com]

Was she cute ?

[donnerjack.livejournal.com]

Don't think of it as young, think of it as "fresh". ;)

Re: They're not too young until I say they are...

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Hee.

I think my new standard is "must be two digits old, where first digit is 2"...

[awfief.livejournal.com]

but I'm not! :)

[bratling.livejournal.com]

very.

and a few days later, she went off to college...

[eccles.livejournal.com]

Oh for shame on you.

[reddragdiva]

Be sure to check their ID.

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

What, most of them are at *least* 16, right?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

Just pick a sensible country ;)

They're still too young. Decorative, mind...

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, they were probably *3* when I was a frosh.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

You are a stirring example, my friend. I thank you for your support in this time of need.

/me -> FRESHMAN

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

So freshman women are way, WAY too young?

Re: They're not too young until I say they are...

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Aw, man. And here I was hoping for moral support. Shoot.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Indeed you aren't, thankfully.

I may have some, um, tension to work off soon.

[londo.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Well, when I was a freshman, they were, like... 15.

Wait, crap. Wrong direction.

They're still too young for me... though not nearly by the same margin.