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cracker report
Nov. 9th, 2004 08:36 amLong have vegetarians pined for a cracker with the same addictive qualities as the dreaded "Chicken In A Biskit." Until now that desire has been unfulfilled.
With the advent of Carr's Rosemary Crackers, however, vegetarians may now helplessly crave savory cracker goodness just as readily as their chicken-and-biskit-eating compatriots. Octagonal and slightly buttery, these crackers have a delicate rosemary scent that explodes into flavor when the cracker is eaten.
Highly highly highly recommended. Buy lots. I bet they get more expensive soon, too.
Oh, and while attempting to determine exactly how "Chicken in a Biskit" was spelled, I encountered the Australian Nabisco site, which features-- I kid you not-- Vegemite In A Biskit. All the addictive qualities of Chicken in a Biskit with all the unbelievable foulness of Vegemite! Eat it and attempt to claw your face off in a futile effort to get. that. TASTE. OUT! OF! YOUR! MOUTH!!! While STILL CRAVING MORE!
I weep for our world. But at least I have tasty rosemary crackers.
With the advent of Carr's Rosemary Crackers, however, vegetarians may now helplessly crave savory cracker goodness just as readily as their chicken-and-biskit-eating compatriots. Octagonal and slightly buttery, these crackers have a delicate rosemary scent that explodes into flavor when the cracker is eaten.
Highly highly highly recommended. Buy lots. I bet they get more expensive soon, too.
Oh, and while attempting to determine exactly how "Chicken in a Biskit" was spelled, I encountered the Australian Nabisco site, which features-- I kid you not-- Vegemite In A Biskit. All the addictive qualities of Chicken in a Biskit with all the unbelievable foulness of Vegemite! Eat it and attempt to claw your face off in a futile effort to get. that. TASTE. OUT! OF! YOUR! MOUTH!!! While STILL CRAVING MORE!
I weep for our world. But at least I have tasty rosemary crackers.