poor phrasing.

If you are a sales person calling somebody in late January and offering to call back in mid-February, you may wish to find a way to phrase the advantages of calling back around that time without using the phrase "I'll be your Valentine's Day tickler!"

I spent about a minute and a half boggling at what I thought she'd just said before I realized what she'd meant by it.

Telecaster upgrades

My Telecaster now has a slightly less vintage but much more adjustable 6-saddle bridge.

It already appears to be more tunable than it was before. That's a nice change. I think the intonation was also WAY off on the original bridge. Measuring (and then checking the tuning), I got about 1/8" different between the scale length I measured and where the original saddles were. No wonder it always seemed just slightly off...

Susan Kare

You may never have heard the name Susan Kare, but you've certainly seen her work.

flooring.

...all named after Devo songs.

I dunno.